Chhoti si asha

Chhoti si Aasha

*In the intro what if we write about the situation on the boy where he is depressed and fall from the Chair. We won't be revealing name in this Depressed waali story. What's Say..??*

#1 Toh Chaliye thoda Flash back pr chalte he... Yeh Baat he uss time ki Jab hume yeh lagta tha ki "College Life will be Awesome".

Yeh Voh samay he jaha humara life ka best pal gusra. Yeh Voh jagah he jaha hum sharifon ko kuch kamino ne bigada. Yeh Sach me voh hi jagah he jaha hume life ka pehli Baar break Up hua tha.. Yeh School time tha.

Subah k 6:55 hogaye the. Watchman k gate band krna ka time ho chuka tha.. lekin tabhi ek maha purush k paav school me pade. Voh itna late aata tha ki Gate band krne ki zimmedaari usi ko de di gayi.. bcz usse jyada late koi aata hi nhi tha. Lomdi Jaisi Bholi Bhali shakal he uski. Body toh itni patli he ki bday k dinn use log perfume bottle nhi.. glucose ki bottle dete he. Lekin maha shay sabk favourite the.. school ka har banda use jaanta tha uski harkat k wajah se.

Wapas aate he story pe. He was a outstanding student.. Bcz uska har roz 1 period class k out - Stand hone me nikal jaata. Lekin ussi din "Ocross Miss " ne use andar le liya..

#2

Teacher: Itna Late kyu aaye..?

Me: Teacher aap meri itni fikr mat kiya karo.. yeh sabh log galat samjhte he

(Class Laughs)

Teacher: Kya..!!!

Me: Pai lagu teacher...

Teacher: Rehnde beta.. maska mat laga

Me: Nhi teacher... Mummy ne kaha he bujurgon k ashirwaad lena chahiye

Teacher: Whatt..? U mean I am Old...!?

Me: I ur Confirming then "Yes" or puch rhe ho toh bhi yes...

Teacher: Shut Up Murad !!.. let me complain to ur parents...

(Class Laugh)

#3 Harkato se toh pata lag hi gaya ho ga ki kyu sabh log ise pehchaante he. Teachers se pange lene ki aadat thi uski. Abhi toh aage bohot kaand krne baaki he..

Kahi se ek ladki aayi aur usne Murad ko peeche kheecha aur khud aage aagayi and she said ki

"So sorryy Miss... Muraad is sensless Stupid boy.. aap ispr time waste mat kijiye.." 

Teacher: Yess.. he is.. 

Aree.. Don't worry she is not Murad ki dushman. She is his bestiie.. "Sapna".

Sapna : "Oye Dumbo..! Kyu subah subah Kaand kr rha he.. shaanti se baith abhi" 

Yes Friends she is sensible like every girl. 

Sapna and Murad were bestest friend. They were like Paragon k chappal. Ek k bina dusra adhura he.

Ab morning prayer shuru hogayi. He be like "India is My country. All Indians are my Brother's and Sisters Except Samaira".

#4

S: Oye kal kaha mar gaya tha..!? Kal aya kyu Nhii..!!?

M: Are .  Kal maths ka test tha Na.. isliye chhutti maara.. 

S: Aree re.. bechara.. kal miss bhi absent thi.. test aaj he..😂

M: WTF...!!?? Ab toh lagi meri.. Chhod na kon darta he exams se.. 

Dono bestie saath me baith te the.. aur unki peeche do naye naye couples bhi the.. Harsh and Harshita ki nayi nayi prem kahani shuru hui thi

#5

Boy to girl : Arzzz Kiya he.. 

Tere liye mera yeh pyaar kabhi nhi batega..

Girl: Ohh.. wahha..

Boy: Tere liye mera yeh pyaar kabhi nhi batega..

Sapna in middle : Beta thode din ruk.. tera bhi katega..

Sapna is Always savage.

#6 Vahi Dono bestie k aage ek alag hi prajapati ka praani baitha tha jiska breakup hua tha... Aur voh usi k dukh me maun vrat rakha tha. 

M: Ab yeh Harsh kis cheez ka maatam mana rha he.. 

H: Bro.. u know.. breakup hurts mosts

M: Bro.. kabhi ada pada me bina kuchh kiye tera naam aya he...!?

H: Kya yaar yaha meri zindagi barbaad hogayi.. aur tu joke maar rha he

#7

M : Bro sunn ..

 khadak singh k khadak ne se khadakti he khidkiyaann.. 

Make up k naam pr aata pot ti he ladkiyaan ..

S: Unhi aate waali ladkiyon se nazar nhi hata paate ho...

Jaha jaha hum jaate he.. vaha macchar ki tarah mandaraate ho..

M: O.. madam.. hum boys he Na jyada strong than U.. smjhi..

S: Ha.. Ha.. tu bohot strong he.. roz Bornvita joh Peeta he .

M: abe Anacondi...chuppp... Tere dimaag me sirf gobar bhara he...

S: Haa.. isliye toh tu mera dimaag khata he..

M: Tu jaa re.. me jaamwaro k muh nhi lagta..

S: Lekin me toh lagti hu.. isliye me tere muh lag rhi he...

M: Aree... Baba.. maaf kr de...

Girls are bestt... Bass...

 

S: Gender Equality Ka zamana he..

#8 

Sapna has deadly combination of savage and Sense (Work is in progress for this)

M: Oye Dinosaur.. I think ki voh toh Rinki he na.. joh class me mere aage baithi he.. 

S: Haa.. toh kya hua uska..!?

M: I think ki she likes me... Bcz kal usk pass blue pen nhi tha.. toh usne uski baju wali ladki se na puch kr usne mujhe puch ki mere paas pen he kya..

S: Heyy bhagwann

M: Aur toh aur voh doubts bhi mujhse se hi puchti he ..

S: Aree.. toh usme kya hogay paagal..

M: Aree.. lekin kal whatsapp pr usne "Gn" ki jagah "Good Night" aisa pura likhi.. aur toh aur usne Take Care bhi likha tha...

S: Bewkoof he tu..

Itne Time me Class ka Mahool Bigad Gaya tha. Sabh bacche Shor kr ne lag gaye.

#9

T: This is class or a Fish Market..!??

S(In low Voice) : Iss hisaab se She is Teacher or Macchi wali ..?

So First Lec was Of Science

T: Toh Students Tell me Do u all love Science

Students: Yesss

T: So which is your Favourite Topic which you enjoy learning most..?

M: Sexual Reproduction in human Beings